Business Pun Collector Gifts

'That's not what I meant when I ordered a product recall.'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'And I can assure you, Bob, those rumours of a hostile takeover are completely false!'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Fist Bumper Cars

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

Ms. Rusmore

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

I like you and I like your company!

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

'Productivity is up. Lay off a couple of more employees.'

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

"Is that your answer to everything? 'Chase the dot?'"

This man is an island.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'And it's here, where we feel the bulk of our liquid assets are going.'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

To the grim reaper: 'You may go in now.'

How Romans give each other a high five...

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'This committee will have two functions - to execute my plans and to accept responsibility if they fail.'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

The Bear Fax.

"I am calling a meeting...I am calling it a waste of time."