Business Pun Enthusiast Gifts

'Ted prided himself on exploiting gaps in the market.'

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

"Can he call back later? Right now he's getting a cash infusion."

Board Meeting

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Office Temporaries Inc

"It's not your typical merger."

"Henry decided to float his online business..."

"This is Murchison's office. He took over Acquisitions early in the third quarter."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

"Hey, we'd make a great team, you've got the promo package, I've got the venture capital!"

'Consider it a bun deal.'

'I know you're new to upper management, Hoskins, but here we don't catnap...we power nap.'

'Why the litter box?'

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Spot the difference.

Boss's Desk Says No!

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"It lost a little something in translation."