"Trying new ideas is how things change...stop it."
Office Pun Enthusiast Pillows
Add a touch of wit to their space with our pun-loving pillows, blending comfort and humor for a fun office or home decor statement.
"Kingsley—sing backup."
"I asked you in, Featherstone, because I had a sudden desire to reach out to the Bookkeeping Department."
'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"
"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"
"So what kind of mood is he in?"
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'
Project Length As Measured In Dog Years
"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."
'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'
"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."
Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'
"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
In/Out/These Things Happen.
'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'
"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."
'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?
'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'
"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
"I keep feeling we should float the company"
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"
'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'
"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"
Golfing Boss
Can do...No can do
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
Office Pun Enthusiast Pillows Collection
Office Pun Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our full range of pun-tastic mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for the office pun enthusiast.
Office Pun Enthusiast Prints
Add some clever art to your decor with our pun-inspired prints, perfect for brightening up any workspace or room.
Office Pun Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty t-shirts that celebrate wordplay and make a fun statement for any pun lover.