'It's ove Jonathan. I need a man in my life who's more........al dente.'
Breakup Motivator Gifts
Looking for a gift that can turn a breakup into a moment of empowerment and humor? Our collection of creative products for breakup motivators combines wit and positivity, inspiring someone to embrace new beginnings. Whether it's a funny mug, a cheeky t-shirt, or an inspiring print, these gifts are designed to lift spirits and add a touch of humor to a tough time. Celebrate the strength to move forward with unique items that speak to resilience and self-love.
Speed Dating for Turtles
"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."
Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.
Large Emoticon Collider
"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."
"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."
'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'
The breakup
"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"
"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."
A man sews broken hearts back together.
"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"
'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'
Ereptile Dysfunction
"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."
"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."
"I think we should each try other beers."
'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'
Support, Encourage, Inspire.
'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'
"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"
"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."
'Well, if you really want to know...you will meet a short, pale and ugly man...'
"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."
A woman buries her broken heart
'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'
"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"
"If you ask me, we're better off without her."
"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"
'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'
'Right now I'm on a 'man diet'. No more boyfriends until I lose twenty pounds.'
"I need a hug."
'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'
Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.
Breakup Motivator Gifts Collection
Breakup Motivator Mugs
Discover our collection of breakup motivator mugs—funny, inspiring, and perfect for encouraging someone to smile and move on.
Breakup Motivator Pillows
Find cozy pillows that inspire resilience and independence—great for anyone taking steps toward a fresh start.
Breakup Motivator Prints
Browse inspiring prints that remind us all to stay strong and embrace new chapters with confidence.
Breakup Motivator T-Shirts
Explore our range of breakup motivator t-shirts—bold and witty designs that celebrate new beginnings and personal strength.