You know, Sally, it's true what they say: words really do hurt. You mean "no"? Ouch!
Dealing With Breakup Gifts
Navigating a breakup can be tough, but a little humor and encouragement make the healing process easier. Our collection offers thoughtful and funny items designed for those going through relationship endings. Whether you're looking to add a bit of levity or a reminder of brighter days ahead, these products are crafted to support and uplift during a challenging time. They make compassionate gifts for friends or a personal pick-me-up to remind yourself that better days are coming.
Speed Dating for Turtles
"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."
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"Have you tried barking at the moon?"
'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'
"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."
"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."
"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"
A man sews broken hearts back together.
'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'
'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'
"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."
"You've got to learn to let go."
"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."
"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."
'Well, if you really want to know...you will meet a short, pale and ugly man...'
"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."
"I think we should each try other beers."
A woman buries her broken heart
'Right now I'm on a 'man diet'. No more boyfriends until I lose twenty pounds.'
"You came back!"
"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"
Boyfriend Shirt.
'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'
"I need a hug."
Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.
"I'm leaving and I'm taking your iTunes with me."
Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!
"Of course we'll still be friends...."
"You lying fink! Your dating profile specifically stated you were a non smoker!!"
"I'm a dish, not a bowl. This was never going to work."
"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."
"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."
"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"
Dealing With Breakup Gifts Collection
Dealing With Breakup Mugs
Discover mugs that turn heartbreak into humor or hope—find the perfect beverage companion for tough days.
Dealing With Breakup Pillows
Explore pillows that wrap you in comfort and encouragement, making your space a sanctuary for healing.
Dealing With Breakup Prints
Find inspiring prints to adorn your walls and remind yourself of the resilience and new beginnings ahead.
Dealing With Breakup T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts that combine humor with strength, ideal for expressing your journey through heartbreak.