Boxing Ring Acrobat Gifts

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."