Boxing Ring Acrobat Pillows

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Dolphin tricks.

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."