Boxing Bell Ringer Gifts

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"So, what are you reading?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

"It was her mothers"

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Ding" "Dong"

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Musical Fight

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."