Boxing Bell Ringer Prints

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"It was her mothers"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Ding" "Dong"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

Musical Fight

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Pianist-boxer