Bell Ringer Extraordinaire Gifts

"The guy's a natural!"

Holding hands

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Ding" "Dong"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

The Missing Bell

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Bell ringer.

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"I'm on the haywain."

"You rang?"

Ding and Dong.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame practices ringing the bell.

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Two friars ringing bells

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"Experience!"

The British Society of Campanology...

Bell disaster

'What a day! I feel like I've been through the ringer.'

"The ringtones.....The ringtones......"

'May I go home now?'

"About time I've been pageing you for ages."

Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!

"Bell Boy"

"The smells! The smells!"

Ringing bell

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Alright, who's the ringleader?"