Tech-savvy Bell Ringers Gifts

"Cutting edge stuff, Mrs Bellamy - Cordless Bell Ringing."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Ding" "Dong"

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"The guy's a natural!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Crystal Ball Plug

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

The Missing Bell

Friday night was always sext night.

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Ding and Dong.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

The Hunchback of Notre Dame practices ringing the bell.

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."