Tech-savvy Jewelers Gifts

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Right click for yes...

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"The nice thing about being married is that I no longer feel obligated to like your posts."

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

Requiem

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

Internet baby adoption.

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera