Tech-savvy Heart Gifts

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

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"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"You may now kiss the bride."

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"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

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"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

'We were matched by computer.'

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

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"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning."

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Love at first text.