Tech-savvy Bell Ringers T-Shirts

"Cutting edge stuff, Mrs Bellamy - Cordless Bell Ringing."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Ding" "Dong"

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Crystal Ball Plug

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"The guy's a natural!"

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

The Missing Bell

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Ding and Dong.

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

The Hunchback of Notre Dame practices ringing the bell.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

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