Boxing Bell Ticker Gifts

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Honesty in retail

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Ding" "Dong"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Pianist-boxer

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."