Trip Ticker Gifts

'Mind the step.'

Currently Boston

"International trade"

'Are we there yet?'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

The Price of Nothing

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"Tariff war"

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

Huawei Coffin

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"Eww! A tick!"

'Report cards are coming out soon. If you're a gambler, take the under.'

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

"How's your digestion?"

'This is going to take me a while.'

Dog Mobile

"Tell me about your travel extras."

Very Early Tick Box Feedback Form Time Line

Driver with Road Toll meter in car yelling 'How many more miles is it??!'

"Look, it's very simple.Dog food for dogs. Cat food for cats. And lobster for Julius."

'Before you get upset - maybe he's selling tickets for something.'

"No ocean views but your cabin does overlook the buffet table."

Feb. 28. Even in February

"What's for dinner, what's for dinner, what's for dinner?"