Ticker Traveler Gifts

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

A white collar cow.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Hoxton map.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Bev puts on an old favorite