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Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"Call me!"

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"