Tariff Tracker Gifts

"Tariff war"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Currently Boston

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

"It's written in invisible ink."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"Tariff wars"

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

New US tariffs...

Dead End

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"How the hell does he do that?"

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'