Tariff Tracker Gifts

"Tariff war"

Huawei Coffin

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Currently Boston

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

"It's written in invisible ink."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

The Price of Nothing

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"Tariff wars"

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

New US tariffs...

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Dead End

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'