Tariff Enthusiast Gifts

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

A Quiet Rebuke.

"I just..."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Online Shopping.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Crap others threw out

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim