Tariff Troubles Enthusiast Gifts

"The tariffs on produce are killing me."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

No Action Comics

'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'

Traffic Court

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

'After years of cheating on his tax, Andrew is finally hit by a Tax-Slug...'

"He lost his Season Ticket."

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

Everyone smile and say FEES

"We lowered the sticker price from here to here."

"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it."

'A dog licence. The dog doesn't pay.'

Woman crying about her car repair bill.

"Do you have any 'Sorry to hear about your computer problems again'?"

'Please don't be someone I know,,,'

"No, Otis, I think it's safe to say Daddy doesn't remember where he parked the car."

Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.

'Grabbit and Squeeze' - 'We Never Lose' - "Perhaps you didn't realise that our mission statement doesn't refer to winning cases"

'I'll tell you what life's all about...'

'Just give me the ten bucks and look at it as another surcharge.'

'We've taken a vote. Since you're a doctor, we don't see why not.'

"Ron, look, a rainbow!"

'Bad news, Adam! They didn't accept our expenses for working clothes as tax-deductible!'

Gas prices.