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"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Honesty in retail

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Ding" "Dong"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Pianist-boxer

Musical Fight

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."