Bottle Philosopher Gifts

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'You lifted your head.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Playdough's The Republic

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men gossiping

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

A young positivist.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Brickie's Mate