Bottle Brainstormer Gifts

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Innovative

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Well, we've generated enough hot air...it must be time to cram it in a trial balloon and float it.

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Wine Talking

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Wino Appreciation Group

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

New Ideas in Business.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Hollywood Think Tank

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

Brain Bomb Detector

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'