Book Vs Beverage Enthusiast Gifts

"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Scotch and water musick."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."