Book Of Faces Decipherer Gifts

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Infographics: the early years.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

IKEA Book

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Marooned Optometrist

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

'It's the toxic learning environment.'

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

Home/work masks.

'Your voice says 'no' but your tail says 'yes'.'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

'Apparently some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it.'

'His paintings always have a message.'

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'

'It's a good tax document conceptually, but your jargon's weak.'

'I love the message, but the art leaves me cold blooded!'

But this doesn't really define me

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

"More misinformation."

I don't know what to order. So many choices. It can be a little intimidating. What's the difference between the pumpkin-ginseng latte and the ginseng-pumpkin latte? Oh, well