Book Of Faces Decipherer Gifts

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

Marooned Optometrist

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

Home/work masks.

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

'It's the toxic learning environment.'

'Your voice says 'no' but your tail says 'yes'.'

'Apparently some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it.'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

'It's a good tax document conceptually, but your jargon's weak.'

'I love the message, but the art leaves me cold blooded!'

'His paintings always have a message.'

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'

But this doesn't really define me

"More misinformation."

Dog Typos.