Book Carriers Gifts

'I don't mind school, except the part between welcome back and have a nice summer.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Addicted to reading

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Beware of the teenager.'

New Marvel Heroes

"Anything for me?"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Dog's game

Children's Publishing - Child's portrait of 'Our Founder'.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Hello, Number 6!"

"There's the mailman!"

"Delivery."

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"