'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'
Book Retailer Gifts
Searching for the perfect present for a book retailer? Our collection offers witty and heartfelt items that showcase their passion for books and the joy of sharing stories. From mugs to prints, find something that speaks to their literary soul and sense of humor.
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
The Dorrie Decimal System
"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"
Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
Rare Books
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"
Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'
'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Author does not do tricks."
'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'
Multi-Generational Books
Sue the Author 3PM
Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)
Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'
"Yep, I've read this chapter before."
In a world where spelling doesn't count.
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."
Rodin's Browser
'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'
'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'
Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.
Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.
'Meet the author with her collaborators'
Book Retailer Gifts Collection
Book Retailer Mugs
Explore our collection of book-inspired mugs, perfect for book retailers who love a good laugh or a thoughtful quote with their coffee.
Book Retailer Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows featuring book-themed designs—ideal for any book retailer looking to add a charming touch to their space.
Book Retailer Prints
Look through our selection of book-themed prints, perfect for decorating a bookstore, reading nook, or office with literary flair.
Book Retailer T-Shirts
Discover witty and charming t-shirts designed for book lovers and retailers alike, celebrating their passion for storytelling and bookselling.