Book Dealer Gifts

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Author does not do tricks."

Misunderstood artist

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Sue the Author 3PM

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,