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Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Rare Books

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Sue the Author 3PM

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Author does not do tricks."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Misunderstood artist

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

You had me at vintage.