Bookstore Dweller Gifts

'I'm looking for the book that tells how to be less materialistic without actually giving up any stuff!'

Scythe-FI

"Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Walt Whitman type."

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

How to lose friends and alienate people.

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Gen-Next Library

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Author does not do tricks."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Myths and legends...

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Rodin's Browser

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Self Help / Elf Help.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."