Book Carriers Pillows

'I don't mind school, except the part between welcome back and have a nice summer.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

Addicted to reading

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Beware of the teenager.'

New Marvel Heroes

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Anything for me?"

Children's Publishing - Child's portrait of 'Our Founder'.

Dog's game

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Hello, Number 6!"

"There's the mailman!"

"Delivery."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books