Book Bearer Gifts

Red book

The fate of the emigrant

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Things I've learned...

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Addicted to reading

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"It was her mothers"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

King Richard I

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

Lending Library. It's a good idea Mister Franklin, but wouldn't rent-to-own be a better business model?

'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'

Wedding Rings

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

"Overcoming tardiness is overdue."

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

"Gracie, eating squash is a Bermudez tradition...passed down from generation to generation! If I hated it as a kid, you can hate it as a kid, too!"

Conan the Librarian.

Publisher to book writer holding up 'Get on Oprah' sign: 'So that's the extent of your marketing plan?'

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Banned!

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

"These are way overdue."

'Here, we switched accountants.'