Blue Collar Workers Gifts

'I want you to run back to town and bring the biggest box of croutons you can find!'

"I don't understand why other countries don't buy our products. After all, they made them!"

'I can't get used to the white clothes. I was a blue collar worker.'

"Let me get this straight. . . you want me to get out there and see if it's safe out there. . .?"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Computer monitor for a head.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Time Out For Teddy

Cloud Computing.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

White Collar Crime.

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

Financial Corruption

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Hellbillies.

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

Fraud Squad

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.