Blue-collar Work Gifts

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Computer monitor for a head.

Time Out For Teddy

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

White Collar Crime.

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Financial Corruption

Hellbillies.

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.