Blue Collar Worker Gifts

Job Safety - Valves.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Class Clowns

Skilled Labor vs. Unskilled Labor

'It's a tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength and prosperity of our country.'

"$189.13 for parts and labor and $25.00 for having to listen to your small talk."

"As a potential lottery winner, I totally support tax cuts for the wealthy."

Labor day has union written all over it!"

'I may be upper management, but I'm still a lunch pail guy just like you. Foie gras?'

Low wages.

'If you hate going to the salt mines every day, can't you ask for a transfer to pepper?'

"I have everything tied up in making ends meet."

'Oh! I know!! We'll put you over there on that dirty little rain cloud!!'

"At least you've got a trade to fall back on..."

"He's a worker ant. You can tell by the overalls."

"Trickle down economics only works for plumbers, who are hired to fix the wealthy's leaking faucets."

"We're 'skilled labor'. That's more than what we can say about management."

"See! I told you! Today we're making scratch paper!"

Time Out For Teddy

"As a manager I might have my head in the clouds, but it's much better than being a worker who has his whole body in the dirt!"

'Lucky you! You get plenty of exercise working. I have to go to the spa.'

NO jobs: 'All the blue collar jobs that won't be shipped overseas are now held by illegal aliens.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Don is an intellectual and a regular guy."

A blue collar cow.

"Biggest downside to winning the lottery – turned me into a Republican."

"My work is to stare into space."

Running after money.

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

Job Safety - Be Safe.

"Can't we just do this online?"

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

The middle class speaks up