Blue-collar Comrades Gifts

Employment

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Time Out For Teddy

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Hellbillies.

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

Fraud Squad

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."

Running after money.

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

Job Safety - Be Safe.

'His job is to follow the paperless trail.'

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

Health and Safety.

"As a manager I might have my head in the clouds, but it's much better than being a worker who has his whole body in the dirt!"

"My work is to stare into space."