Blue-collar Hero Gifts

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

Curate tells two miners that he hopes to see them on Sunday. They reply that he is welcome to come fighting with them if he likes.

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"The plumber is here."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Counting part time employees is the new math.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Time Out For Teddy

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Running Latte

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Bring It On!

A Balanced budget.

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

Hellbillies.

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

Fraud Squad

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!