Blue-collar Pride Advocate Gifts

Welcome Plumbers! - Annual Convention.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Time Out For Teddy

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Congratulations!

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Hellbillies.

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

For All The Detroit Haters.

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

Running after money.

"My work is to stare into space."

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

"As a manager I might have my head in the clouds, but it's much better than being a worker who has his whole body in the dirt!"

Health and Safety.

Job Safety - Be Safe.