Blue-collar Pride Advocate Pillows

Welcome Plumbers! - Annual Convention.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Time Out For Teddy

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Congratulations!

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Hellbillies.

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

For All The Detroit Haters.

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

"As a manager I might have my head in the clouds, but it's much better than being a worker who has his whole body in the dirt!"

"My work is to stare into space."

Health and Safety.

Running after money.

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

Job Safety - Be Safe.

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer