Blue Collar Workers Pillows

'I want you to run back to town and bring the biggest box of croutons you can find!'

"I don't understand why other countries don't buy our products. After all, they made them!"

'I can't get used to the white clothes. I was a blue collar worker.'

"Let me get this straight. . . you want me to get out there and see if it's safe out there. . .?"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Computer monitor for a head.

Time Out For Teddy

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Cloud Computing.

White Collar Crime.

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

Hellbillies.

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Financial Corruption

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

Fraud Squad

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'