Blood Donors Pillows

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"So what blood group are you?"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Blood donor centre

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Blood Donor

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

A vein of vampires

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

Sperm bank 'Thank you for coming'

'It appears that Medical Science has turned down the offer of my body.'

Reunion of organ donors