Blood Donors Pillows

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"So what blood group are you?"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Blood donor centre

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

A vein of vampires

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Grapes Drinking Blood

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

Sperm bank 'Thank you for coming'

Reunion of organ donors

'It appears that Medical Science has turned down the offer of my body.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'