Blood Donor Advocate Pillows

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

"So what blood group are you?"

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Blood donor centre

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Pig heart donation saves human life

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'Good news - the price of rice is up seven cents a pound.'

A vein of vampires

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'