Organ Donation Advocate Pillows

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"I accept repayments in dollars, euros and kidneys."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

The shakedown escalates.

"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

'We're too late... He's already signed an organ donor card.'

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'Was he carrying a giblet donor card?'

'Someone threw away a PERFECTLY good colon.'

Dead body in coffin offers his heart for donation to the delight of a woman

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"Yes. . . I know I carry a donor card, but at the moment I'm still using all of my major organs. . ."

I'm Hungry, Please Make An Organ Donation

Politically Correct Snowperson

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

New life (organ donation)

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Heart Disease Menu

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'