Blood Donation Advocate Pillows

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

Operating Room.

A vein of vampires

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

"So what blood group are you?"

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Pig heart donation saves human life

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

The shakedown escalates.

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"