Blood Donation Advocate Pillows

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

Operating Room.

A vein of vampires

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"So what blood group are you?"

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Pig heart donation saves human life

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

The shakedown escalates.

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

Blood Donor

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'