Blood Donation Enthusiast Pillows

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

A vein of vampires

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

American Red Cross and Pub

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Great news! We found a donor body!'