Blood Donation Enthusiast Gifts

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

A vein of vampires

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

Bad Blood.

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."