Blood Transfusion Aficionado Gifts

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

A vein of vampires

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

'The next time you get captured by rabbits, you can pay your own ransom!'

'No, I don't think your disguise will attract deer. To be honest, you look like an idiot.'

'You're going to REPLACE the prolapsed rectum?...'