Blood Transfusion Aficionado Prints

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

A vein of vampires

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

Operating Room.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

'The next time you get captured by rabbits, you can pay your own ransom!'

'No, I don't think your disguise will attract deer. To be honest, you look like an idiot.'