Blood Bank Enthusiast Gifts

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'... And this is my cellar.'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"So what blood group are you?"

I have a dream.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

Blood Donor

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

A vein of vampires

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.