Blood Bank Supporters Gifts

Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

Blood Donor

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

A vein of vampires

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

Operating Room.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

American Red Cross and Pub

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

Captain Tom Moore

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Bad Blood.

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'